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This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441
John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.
someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual
liltheestallion is a bisexual john
a man who is constantly getting butt hurt
dont get so john hurt its just some rocks
The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.
"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"
He is an ass licking lover that makes out with kush every day
He was being Praise John himself.
John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".
I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.