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When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.
Jim: Did you fuck her?
Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
The specimen who is in loveeeeee with Michael. She loves her back shots especially.
Tetos mom wants to fuck michael.
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
Is a mother who spends more time taking pictures of their children then they do actually spending quality time of their children. Then posting 10,000 fun family photos that they didnt actually involve themselves in.
Beth is such a Photo Mom, did you see the latest in Walmart poses?