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A nice little animal that always wanna kill you
Friend 1: I want a cat
Friend 2: Oh, so you're depressed
Floofballs of fur, cute, cuddly, but also demons! Watch out. Don’t let them get ahold of the lasers... when approaching this feline friend, make sure you packed the holy water and bible, just in case the cat doesn’t like you. Can be found in houses, or sometimes outside. They have knives in their paws... watch out... and keep the lasers safe.
“Hey dude I heard you got a cat!”
“Yeah dude. Come look”
“Aww it’s so cute- AAAAAAA”
A really megesic creature that will fucking torture you till you die and when you die it will haunt your soul! !!!!!!!!!!!
hey can i have a cat
NO cat's are evil and megestic creatures
oh okay then-
Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things
“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”
Nah fam.
some asshole in a fur suit that exists to tip over your cup
cat: *spills can of RedBull on keyboard*
Human: FUCK