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The only response you ever need to any person, machine, software application or alien being that suggests you should wait for anything.
Doctor "it's going to be several weeks before the test results come back"
You "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"
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on the last sunday in October, the clocks get rolled back, so on the saturday night before an extra hour can be gained before bars legally have to close. Often coincides with halloween weekend, and the added time makes it one of the greatest nights of the year to go bar hopping, the reverse happens in the spring, so just go to house parties, and at least then it's not around a huge party holiday
'We got proper fucked last night, cause we got to do the daylight savings time bar hopping, nothing beats the extra hour'
'yeah but you'll pay for it in the spring when it gets reversed'
'the spring? i'll fucking pay for it tommorrow'
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Something very difficult. Based on the rescue from the Beaconsfield gold mine in Australia where the rescuers encountered rock said to be times harder than concrete.
That exam was five times harder than concrete.
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A song by the band "Solid Bold," used in a regular show. The most annoying, brain-sucking song you will ever hear, according to a blue jay and a raccoon by the names of Mordecai and Rigby. Replaced in annoyingness with the song "Oh snap, oh snap, come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap." This is my jam.
Eww, it's the band that sang that stupid summertime song: Summertime Lovin, Lovin in the Summer(time).
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1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
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Verb: to catch fire to the sky, a symbolic reference to obnoxious musical overtones.
Higgins thinks Its Time To Set The Sky Ablaze, are you ready?
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Timmy and Joe had some peanut butter jelly time after school
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