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A condition which people overly obsess about Fridays and have tendencies to break out into song expressing their love for their favorite day of the week.
Ben Dover: It's Friday, Friday, Gonna get down on Friday
Me: Wow you like that song? Your gay...
Ben Dover: Everybodys lookin forward to the weekend, weekend.
Me: Shut the fuck up.
Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!
Me: I told you...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
Ben Dover: Partyin, Partyin, Yeah!
Me: I hate people with Rebecca Blacks Syndrome...
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the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins
shes got crackin black pudding blinds
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It's when you nod off for those few precious seconds after a really intense orgasm.
But there's more to be said.
It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.
You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh ... Noureen!!!!!
*spurt!*
*fade out*
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*fade in*
Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
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A phrase coined by the Tonight show with Conan O'Brien, Black Drinking day is a holiday that comes every October 7th.
Germans have Octoberfest, Mexicans have Sinco De Mayo, the Irish have everyday day, now the blacks have Black Drinkin' Day
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You know I can't eat my greens without a little black man's gravy.
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When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white woman’s vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer
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