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John Jairo

In short, John Jairo is an asshole. At least, initially he is. Once you get past the rough exterior, John Jairo actually cares A LOT. John Jairo has a close circle of friends that is limited to a very few, loyal people. John Jairo usually has some mileage on him, so he puts up a tough guy front to keep the fake people away. John Jairo will act like your insults don’t bother him, but rather, your words are one of his most precious possessions. A loyal friend, a stand up comedian, and knows his way around the kitchen. John Jairo is normally a real jerk at first, but once you get past the crusty bark, you can’t get him away from you.

John Jairo made such a good burger, but then insulted me right after. I’m not sure how to feel.

by Soup and Stewart November 23, 2021


john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021


John Wayne

What people think: A legendary western movie actor.

Reality: A racist cunt who is probably rotting in hell.

John Wayne was the white supremacist to end all white supremacists.

by Someone who kinda exists March 16, 2023


John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 16, 2023


John Wayne

A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ

Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.

by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021


John Hutchinson

COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...

Stop being such a John Hutchinson!

by dacman555 December 30, 2011


Ollie John

Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.

Your like Ollie John.

by Nostradamus 404 June 8, 2021