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comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 2, 2013


Poop colored people

Brown people.

I hate poop colored people.

by Booty_hunter August 14, 2023

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Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 2, 2022


poop bra

A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.

Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.

Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.

A few minutes later:

Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.

by DeepDefinitionz November 24, 2023


Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019


poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews

"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017

by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018


Poop-lop-mc-gop

A god, creator, and supreme being. A god who many aspire to please in his poopy ways.

Oh Poop-lop-mc-gop how I wish to please you.

by April- February 7, 2021