Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion
Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself
To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom
a man who sits in a rocking chair that gives advice and knowledge which can provide insight to problems.
“Hey Matt! How do you stop people running away from you?”
“The answer is simple. Be more friendly, and less aggressive.”
“WHATEVER MAN! I guess I can tone it down. They call you a rocking boy for a reason I guess.”
Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good
Hobo 2: bitch
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it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd
oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool
rayan: no i have not what is this product
A social gathering of people to participate in a multitude of different activites. The act of Rock Banding usally begins with one subject being the focus of the time. But as the event continues actvities will change often as the participants grow bored with the previous event. On occasion multipul events will take place at the same time allowing for people to move between activites.
Planning of the event will usually be done quickly. People often receving notice of the event less that 12 hours before the event, if not right before event begins.
"Dude we all went Rock Banding last night over at this one guys place. We all started listing to music but wound up playing Football in the back yard."