When you thoroughly get your vulva decimated via another person’s rock hard lobster cock
“Get ready to feel the lobster rock”
Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion
Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself
To get severely liquored up and fall and eat it on the ground.
Guy 1: Did you see that drunk guy wipe out on the pavement?
Guy 2: Yea he got housed on the rock of freedom
a man who sits in a rocking chair that gives advice and knowledge which can provide insight to problems.
“Hey Matt! How do you stop people running away from you?”
“The answer is simple. Be more friendly, and less aggressive.”
“WHATEVER MAN! I guess I can tone it down. They call you a rocking boy for a reason I guess.”
Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good
Hobo 2: bitch
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it will obliterate you in .5 seconsd
oscar: hey have you heard of the rock cock killer 9000? It is a great tool
rayan: no i have not what is this product