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Cat

Not a dog

Can we get a cat

by Itsbritneybitch2 March 16, 2018


Cat

One of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Cats play many different sports all year around and dominate the court or field at every one. Her game face is something to be feared but her skill is even deadlier. She is quick to compliment and slow to judge. You can always find a good, loyal, uplifting, smart, and wholesome friend in a Cat. warning, Cats tend to be clumsy and plus their love of sports they tend to get injured quite often. Make sure you protect your cat from protruding chair legs and table corners. All in all these people are beautiful, loveable and all around amazing people. Her compliments are always sincere and will brighten your day no matter how bad it's been. Her laugh is infectious and how she balances school and so many sports and activities and does well in all of it will always be a mystery to us humble folk who are not Cats.

Person 1: Did you hear? Cat broke her leg saving the softball game and is now in a wheelchair
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?

by MoBean May 13, 2022


Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day

Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you

by your local girlfriend October 08, 2020


cat

adorable little death machines

dude 1: hey have you seen my cat?

dude 2: no- AHHHHH (DIES)

by Zoyameow October 21, 2023


cat

cutest darn thing ever

(sorry I'm out of ideas and cats are the cutest)

by Solari_is_now_self-loathing July 27, 2021


Cat

A name

Cat has a hat the says Cat hehe

by ThePurpleGrape January 01, 2022


Cat

life

cats is life

by R3n g4m3r May 19, 2021