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What started the internet.
Way back then,people went crazy over videos of cats.
A furry piece of shit
takes away all my time and money
And is a asshole
Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around
A ball or fire and fluff. A little pest ready to piss and shit all over your things. A re carnation of satan from the 3rd hell.
Guy 1: does it smell like piss?
Guy two: GOD DAMN THAT CAT. WHAT A CUNT
A girl who is the life of the party and lives on the edge. You can find her skateboarding or dancing on the streets. She’s never afraid to take risks.
I wanna be adventurous like Cat when I grow up!
An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.
The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!