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A pencil pusher. Someone who doesn’t get their hands dirty, nor does any form of manual or physical labor. A person with no experience as a handy man.
Person One : “What brings you to the area?”
Person Two : “Well my brothers a pink hand so I’m here doing some maintenance work on his property for him.”
A phrase used to describe a huge poo
I've just dropped hand cart load
The hand used for masturbating.
You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?
When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum
Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!
Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!
To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)
I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*
adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.
Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
Where a woman will get underneath an unsatisfied man and will then proceed to rotate his balls clockwise
she gave him a hand bike so that he could cum