When a dick smells like jimmy johns.
Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?
A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.
Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.
John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night
John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows
A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party
John douglas is gay
That cunt with the fucked knee.
Also eats poo from the pan
Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo
Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas
he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john