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A woman in your wife's social circle who is cool and even though you might smash under other circumstances you can be cool and hang with now without sexual attraction and she can still be your bro
Howzit to my favorite Bro-Mom? Down for some tacos?
Beautiful, badass moms who stick together in this chaotic world to raise our hellions/gremlins/children.
Did you see that group of Village Moms?
Yeah, they are pretty amazing at helping everyone out!
A person that is a huge bust on something
Person 1:” don’t do that you’ll get hurt”
Person 2: “omg what a mom🙄”
A crazy cat lady who wants her cats watch her have sex
Person 1: "Dude that chick last night was crazy!"
Person 2: "how come?"
Person 1: "she had her cats in the room while we were having sex!"
Person 2: "Oh like a Chicago Cat Mom."
The act of yelling for a mom then proceeding to shit in her mouth.
Man I saw Timmy Perform a Mom Bomb on John's Mother!
When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.
Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling