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When you go to a restaurant and order a dish you know will give you the shits but you do it anyway.
Hell yes I’m ordering the chicken Alfredo I don’t even care that it gives me the déjà-poops
The feeling you have taken a shit like this before.
Sitting on the toilet, too many wings the night before, an eerie dread of deja poop occured.
The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.
Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.
*a few hours later*
Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.
When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...
Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.
The worship of the one holy sock.
Hey Jaden I heard your becoming a poop sockismist
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.
The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.