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I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side
"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"
If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?
Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
The act of having a woman on top riding a penis while having googly eyes taped to her nipples.
Last night Carol used her All Seeing Eyes on me!
The pirgin emitted visual energy in late 2016 that goes backwards and forwards in time, becoming the all seeing eye. He’s (it’s) going to hell.
A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy