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The home of fagadocious bastards; golden hawks = soiled locks. The place where stupidity reins supreme. Think you're more of a moron that Arnold Schwarzenegger? I'm sure you'll find someone even more of a moron than you at El Dorado. Won't even have to look that hard. If you want your brain cells involuntarily depleted, El Dorado High School is the place to be!
I cried for El Dorado High School.
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Basically the best high school in all of Charlotte. It's in the best area, I mean who doesn't want to live in Ballantyne. Most of the kids there live in huge multi-million dollar mcmansions in the country club but a few live in older developments from the 90's that happened to fall into the district. A lot of the kids wonder over to carolina place mall in the after noons or crowd into starbucks at ballantyne village.
Ardrey Kell High School student 1: Hey, wanna go to the mall after school.
Ardrey Kell High School student 2: Yeah! but let's go by starbucks first.
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San Mateo High!!! Better known as Mateoooo(: Well theres not much of a definition besides it being the most amazing spectacular pimp daddy school. Its the boss of all the schools. Its waaay better then all the other schools known to man. Its way cooler then aragon, hillsdale, and burlingame combined. They have the most spirit and the coolest students. The teachers there are amazing and soo is the staff. like waadup(: this is the school that hates on that one school full of white bitches(cough cough burlingame) and yeaa its just the best school ever and if you dont go there you a loser!!!
Kevin:Hey what school do you go to?
Tom:San Mateo High School
Kevin:oh your automatically cool...
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A ghetto ass school in the richest county in America, where snobby teenagers that smoke weed and binge drink every weekend go for an education they won't even use because their parents will pay for them to live at home their whole life.
Brian: Where do you go to school?
Me: Broad Run High School
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Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
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A school in Mifflin County that is well-known for its high-grade fentanyl. Looking for fentanyl? Walk into the bathrooms. Half of the student body is either racist and homophobic, or gay. Good luck finding any actual education, as it is one of the three lowest-ranked schools in the state of Pennsylvania.
“Hey man, did you hear about Mifflin County High School?”
“Yeah man, I’m gonna start going there for my drugs. They have the good sh*t”
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This school is probably one of the worst schools to go to.
Dude 1: Omg Hartford Union High School Sucks.
Dude 2: Yeah I know and all the girls there are complete sluts
Dude 1: Yeah you are right. this one girl started dating me and i called her a slut because I found out she was dating another guy
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