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You have one new text message. High five

You have one new text message. High five

by WordDisassociation November 1, 2020


new mexican road rash

a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash

dude i hate that bitch so much i might just give her a new mexican road rash

by perpNojkush February 8, 2011

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Packing For A Trip To New York

1. A response when someone asks you if you're busy. Even though you've got no plans it connotes that you're busy and important - New York is a busy and important place. Furthermore it is infinitely better than saying that you're doing nothing.

2. Planning to smoke weed - a 'trip' to a far away place.

Note: this response would be awkward if you live in New York or any East Coast American City.

Friend 1: "Bro you doing anything this saturday"

Friend 2: "Nah man i'm packing for a trip to new york in the morning"

Friend 1: "Sweet as pick you up at 730"

by aus_cnnction July 18, 2009

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Pre-new year ejaculate

When people start saying "see you next year" the last week of December right up until the 31st at 11:59.

On Dec. 26th, Sam said to Dave, See you next year.
Dave replied to Sam, "Did you just Pre-new year ejaculate me?"

by Filamena C January 7, 2010

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Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure)

Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure)

Zerobaseone new member is Han Tim (?)(not sure)

by syafinaz? October 13, 2023

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Wishing you the best in the new year

an alternate term for the words Fuck You, Screw You, Go to Hell, etc.

Wishing you the best in the New Year, bitch.

by jinglebells519 December 31, 2011

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A new tie I am wearing

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"

William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003

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