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refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.
i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'
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Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.
Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
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the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump
Glen: OHHHHHH!
Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-
Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before
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Two wrestlers missing a low-blow simultaneously, as seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. This is achieved by a recovering character holding the the down pose and coming up with a low-blow while the standing character strong-strikes a low-blow of his own. The result is a double 'whooshing' sound and they both punch the air, no one hit. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The fore mentioned maneuver cancels the "ping".
:: Two players go for the low-blow ::
one says: "AWW! The double nut-ping cancellation!"
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The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.
Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.
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A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently
Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite
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When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!
dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night
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