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The biggest lie ever told by a man (or possibly, a woman)
Lady GaGa: I got a big penis.
Me: Good on- I believe it.
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Jim:Bro, you have a really mean penis.
Dan: I know right. :(
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A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
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when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
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a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis
penis meat man of pie
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Worse than ur brother a mother
Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
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A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."
The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time
Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."
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