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What you are doing right now.
Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.
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Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.
See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks
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Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.
Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.
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When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!
Second guy: You're still a virgin.
First guy: :(
Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
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Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi
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the indicated event occurs very frequently
If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.
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When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.
Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!
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