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Hank Green: This is my brother, John Green
John Green: Yeah…
to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.
Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!
something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
weird Asian man, enjoys endgame and iron man dying. He really enjoys "My Little Pony" Though like omg he has like the whole set of ponies.
Look at that perfect John he can do anything right.
This name is given to guys who are sooooo handsome and pogi, he is so pogi that once you see his face, you will make the sign of the pogi, and fall in love of his poginess, regardless of gender, (Pogimen)
Guy walks into a bar, gets stopped by a girl, she asks
Her: What's ur name?
Him: Emmanuelle John Villahermosa
Her: OH MY GHAD SO POGIII!!!!!!!!!
She falls in love but he so pogi se faints out of poginess
When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."
Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
John Moonman is the guy who cuts the moon into smaller pieces of cheese so humans may get a taste.
Internationally known as the most important lunar man.
"Yo peep John Moonman up there trynna fetch me some cheese."