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When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.
Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.
Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on
(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017