When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.
Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.
A long string of shit straight out the anus
Ohh i just had a 12 inch poop noodle come out my ass
one who has impacted shit particles lodged in dick hole
after anal I found a corn blossom on my penis with an attached poop noodle
The time in which you usually take a poop.
jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"
when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock
Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know
A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”