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cat is a furry little bred, no dont touch the belly cat dont like that, yes pet calmly cat like that.
cat has little smol beans in the paws and will make you a nice dough with them.
cat is warm and sleeps often.
likes to play too.
provide with food and a litter box, take care and dont let outside if not in cage or leash, will die.
that's a cat
A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways
Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.
Person2: I don't, It owns me.
Person1: Can I pet it?
Person1 got scratched because fuck you
A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.
For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!
A cat is a warm-blooded animal That is well known for being cute. SO CUTE.
Child: Hey mom & dad can we get a gato ( means cat but in spanish)
Mom: sure Honey!
Cats are the best. They're shy when you first meet them, but soon will be rubbing along your legs. They're ferocious beasts at night, but come home with a little gift. Mousie! Cats are the sweetest creatures. but being out all day, they'll soon start to smell. Give your cat a bath, but watch the claws and teeth. Cats are nightmares when in water.
Cats are cute.
Fucking hairballs with knives attached to them
"Dude, a fucking cat just scratched me."
"That's because it's a hairball with knives attached to it."