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Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.
oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.
When you don’t have any king skins and you have to stick two small skins to make a joint
Awh man I’m just back from piano practice and sticking skins would be some trek of the hands right now
a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!
Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion
He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom
N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
Mate, you should of seen Shannon playing Edward Frothie Hands - he drank them so quickly!