tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

wasting your time on urban dictionary

What you are doing right now.

Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

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greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

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the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.

Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.

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Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

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adventure time porn

Adventure time porn

Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi

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If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

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