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Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino April 13, 2011


brown paper bag

A 32oz or a 40oz bottle of beer wrapped in a brown paper bag because you like the look of it usually bought at quik stops, gas stations,7-11's... Ect.

Also the title of a slaming DJ Khaled song

Let's hit up the quik stop and get us some brown paper bags... Son!

That brown paper bag.... That brown paper bag!!

by Cecilia and Sabrina October 12, 2007

64๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag 'o' hammers

used to describe how insanely stupid a person is.

Man, that guy's as dumb as a bag 'o' hammers.

by pedro1 February 4, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Virtual Tea Bag

To take a picture of one's testicles using a cellular phone, then sending that picture to a friend or enemy (picture message).

Often part of a Virtual Tea Bag Campaign where several people perform the Virtual Tea Bag on one unsuspecting friend.

by Shorty Short Shorts March 21, 2008

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dynamic douche bags

A pair of people who, together, have a greater negative impact than the sum of their individual efforts. Based on the "dynamic duo" of Batman and Robin who had the opposite, positive effect.

So, what have your neighbors been doing lately?

Ever since he moved in with her, the dynamic douche bags have been throwing loud parties and piling trash in their front yard.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 14, 2010

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Freedom Bag Water

Anything that would be considered tea.

"Could I get a large freedom bag water please?"

by Minutemanjs July 11, 2008


Big Bag of Dick

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.

Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!

by Gabriel Hawthorne April 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž