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When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*
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It's the same as Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton just spelt correct
Bill: Jack Davies William Cakeman Darling Morton
Big man Tyrone: Rude!
This is also known as computer or technology sex
Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard
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What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.
Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!
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when a girl poors jack daniels in another girls asshole and then drink its out.
my friend and her girlfriend did this in from of me. then i tried it to. it tasted like shitty jack daniels. then i fucked em both. good times. this is the jack daniels lesbian tenesse asshole fun.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
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