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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

by NDcent December 13, 2010


news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 1, 2017


The Waffle house has found its new host

some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments

stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by AveriV1 January 16, 2023

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land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama

made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".

Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.

by yeastyrabbit August 28, 2012

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The waffle house has found its new host

What YouTube Shorts kids comment on every video

Timmy: The waffle house has found its new host
Me: Shut up Timmy

by BigSmoke40 January 16, 2023

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my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 9, 2007

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Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey)

Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!

mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!

by i<3anime July 2, 2011

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