wasting your time on urban dictionary

What you are doing right now.

Imagine doing your homework instead of wasting your time on urban dictionary. Couldn't be me.

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tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

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the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.

Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.

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Time F * * k

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!

First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!

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adventure time porn

Adventure time porn

Dad: let's watch adventure time porn
Child: yes pls dadi

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If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently

If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.

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