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kids in my school who piss me off and constantly call me a felcher
you all are stupid fucking cunts
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To Kick Your Cunt In or Have Your Cunt Kicked In is the act of being severely beaten up, It is a mostly scottish term and is widely used by chavs or neds as a form of greeting if they have taken exception to your presence.
Haw ya dobber,fuckin hell ye lookin' at? Ah'm gonnae kick your cunt in ya bas!
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Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.
Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.
Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
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1. A term for a woman that surpasses all others in the way of insulting. It is to be used sparingly, only for situations of justified anger, or else it may lose its power.
2. A combo item sold at the dirtiest of strip clubs. It includes some sort of mexican dish and a lap dance from the oldest stipper available.
1. Woman: "I think I might have given you herpes..."
Man: "What!?! You Cunt Wrap Supreme!!!!"
2. Danny ordered the Cunt Wrap Supreme and ended up with bad gas and a strange rash.
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A person who is too mouthy for there own good.
Someone who likes to chat shit and has a lack of respect.
Guy - You are such a douchebag
Me - Shut up you chopsy little cunt
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A Cheeky little Cunt is not by definitions a Cheeky little Cunt. A Cheeky little Cunts is a name you give someone that you love, like a good friend.
"You cheeky little cunt"
You cheeky little cunt
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The only sensible way to describe the colossally oblivious staff at Urban Dictionary, who wouldn't be able to spot culturally relevant humour if it was fashioned into a .50 caliber machine gun round and fired into their gormless, fuckwitted faces.
You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"
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