When you want to get farted down dirty style
"Fart me down daddy"
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
An individual who is the epitome of a "Gimp". Derived from the cartoon character "Bart Simpson".
Jed was called "Fart Gimpson" due to his excessive gimp behaviour.
When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
When you rip a fart around someone and they call you out for the smell. From here you sneak a few extra farts in because they have already blamed you for the stink.
Her: Why does your fart still smell?!?!?
Me: Well I’ve been fart stacking on ya ass….or was I?
Evicting ones tenants by means of anal release.
“Get out and walk you ain’t paid your rent “
“Marko done a pure rent fart outside the pub... his rent must be due”
when you nut in a girls ass and she farts
Dont fart bubble cream on me please