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Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy
My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy
A game I made up involving taping 2 containers of WD-40 to your hands, as well as your friends', and seeing who can empty their cans the fastest. Bonus points if it's used on nothing at all and wasted.
Wanna go play WD-40 Hands?
Sure, lemme run to Home Depot real quick.
When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.
“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”
“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”
A advertizing slogan that companies use
Stay safe and wash your hands with dove.
An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors
We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.
When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!
Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation
They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...