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when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday
The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
means your the hottest person on this planet and very self confident
When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.
“Omg look it’s hands pants”
“Shut up hands pants”
Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
To hit something or someone with speed.
Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank