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You doing better than me!
Your life is pretty good now.
I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!
If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
An extreme poser's favorite policy.
The police officer tackled a 10 year old for not respecting his policy and getting too close to the swings at the park. He threatened to use an even heavier hand on the next kid that tried to play basketball. He locked up 2 nine year olds and a seven year old later that evening for playing baseball in the park after dark.
Give/getting a hand job/fingering then breaking up with the person after the task is complete or once you get bored of them.
She said: I'm dating him to hand and pass.
He said: I don't have to date her. I'll just hand and pass.
Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.
oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.
His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.
Jacking off while singing show tunes.
Jacking another man off while singing show tunes.
"Dude, I gave myself the best Hand Jig the other day while watching Grease".
" Man I went into the Mens restroom at Barnes and Knobles this morning and witnessed an elderly man giving another elderly man a Hand Jig while singing Jailhouse Rock".
It is when your partner, slips their hand in between your legs from the back side and cup your privates.