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A girl who dyes her hair so red that while having sex the sweat from her forehead blends in with her hair dye, causing the sweat to become red and resemble period blood.
Bard: Last night was crazy. My bed looks like someone was murdered on it.
Derek: Seriously?! What happened, bro?!
Bard: I was having sex with my girlfriend. Right before she dyed her hair red. Need I say more?
Derek: Goddamn Ruby Red Period Heads.
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Someone whose portable computer is an IBM 360 bolted in the back of hiz pick-up truck.
bubba: so how's da portable computer work?
htrn: with a really long extension cord
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A rock band from Brandon Florida named after the famous act of performing cunnilingus on a female while on her period.They later changed their name to Running from famous bloodlines and toured with such bands as Cartel,Tokyo rose,A day to remember,Love drug,The party people,In passing,From first to last and many others.
Earning your red wings link www.myspace.com/runningfromfamousbloodlines
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a red haired girl who uses the word magical to describe all of her sexual experiences along with any and everything else.
wow she is such a frikkin' magical red headed hoe
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when a male applies hot sauce to his penis and has intercouse with a female in her menstrual cycle.used as a reference.
guy A :what?!?! bush became presidnt again? i'd rather get a red hot chilli pepper. GUY B : smooth move x-lax
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were you piss into your sexual partners ass, then they push it back out their ass and when it comes back out the person who pissed continues to drink all of it.
Austin had some Red Bull Cola last night with that one chick.
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My Earliest Memory Of The RHCP's Is Buying One Hot Minute When I Was Seven And My Mum Taking It From Me After Hearing The Song "Pea" Sang By Flea. Little Did She Know Id Got My Bro To Tape It To Cassettte And It Has Made Me The Corrupted Young Obsessive Lady That I Am.
just one note from a song they wrote will fuck me where i lay...
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