what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.
Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.
Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised
Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!
Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!
When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit
Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied”
Definition: response to someone bullshitting
Fucking legend and a proper fighting man
There’s John maloney
A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.
When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”