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What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023


WHAT THE JOHN?!

Devin Caherly’s catchphrase used when surprised

Announcement:The winner of the killing streaks, Devin Caherly!

Devin: WHAT THE JOHN?!

by nao and gis June 7, 2022


What the John

When someone says something that may be deemed bull shit or is bullshit

Person 1: “today I met the rock?
Person 2: “What the John”
Person 1: “yeah sorry I lied

Definition: response to someone bullshitting

by John the Johner April 9, 2024


John Maloney

Fucking legend and a proper fighting man

There’s John maloney

by Ggghhhgfddgjkwowk November 22, 2021


No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.

" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."

by John Micsott March 25, 2019


John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet

Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.

by Colina August 5, 2018


Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 9, 2024