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a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
When you let out a little bit of a fart just as someone is walking by. They catch your fart and crop dust others with your smellies - you have a fart taxi.
I let out a squeaky fart just as Mallory was walking by. She got a little on her and passed it along to Davis at the bar. Mallory was my fart taxi. Bless her heart.
When you rip a fart around someone and they call you out for the smell. From here you sneak a few extra farts in because they have already blamed you for the stink.
Her: Why does your fart still smell?!?!?
Me: Well I’ve been fart stacking on ya ass….or was I?
Evicting ones tenants by means of anal release.
“Get out and walk you ain’t paid your rent “
“Marko done a pure rent fart outside the pub... his rent must be due”
when you nut in a girls ass and she farts
Dont fart bubble cream on me please
Ricky is a hot, smart person everyone wishes they’re as cool as him ,but he’s not as cool as Mandey
Mandey -“ hey, how are you?” *farts*
Ricky -“sniffs fart*
Mandey-“You are so hot”
THATS why they call him ricky fart face
1. When a girl quiff's and farts at the same time due to both anal and vaginal intercourse.
Sally is having intercourse with her boyfriend. At the same time she has anal beeds in. Due to too much air within the pussy and ass she farts and quiffs at the same time - therefore whale farting.