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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer

“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”

by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022


BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK

A great highly underrated band from CANADA DRY who sang one of the best songs ever written about a lot of people and especially me.

It was so BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK today as so much so I pissed my pants twice and I not very adept as so Out APt as I respect and always APt not too touch anybody'property as there was a RED CAUTION window shade pulled down over the TEMPORARY INTENTIONAL LONE CELL as RED is the SECONDARY AI but BABY BLUE CHILLIWACK is THE FIRST with a nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 06, 2021


Blue Brigade

The name for the community of the most richest, sexiest, handsomiest, juiciest streamer known as BlueRyai. Commonly known as BBG for short

Question: What does BBG stand for?
A: Blue Brigade
B: Big Booty Guys
C: Big Bubba Girth
D: All of the above

Correct Answer: D

by 1 Deleted Account October 03, 2023


Blue Anon

A bunch of far left-wing Democratic Socialists who use Twitter every second of their lives to tell people who disagree with them to die. Blue Anon spreads information that has lots of missing context and information to push ridiculous ideologies.

I was attacked by Emily (She/Her) BLM ACAB, she’s definitely a part of Blue Anon

by Rentinador March 10, 2021


Blue Anon

People that believe conspiracy theories that everyone from the President to their neighbors dog is a racist, White Supremacist, Russian Spy who is plotting to overthrow democracy, and they can prove it by citing obscure dog whistles that only the people involved in the conspiracy and the conspiracy theorists themselves can hear. These conspiracies are often fed by the news and big tech that continually tells them what to fear through lies and stories that need to be retracted the day later.

This is all done while believing that they alone know the truth and anyone that doesn't believe that the president, the entire DOJ, Tulsi Gabbard, Andrew Yang, Robert Mueller, and their neighbors dog are White Supremacist, Russian Spies are conspiracy theorists.

"There is going to be a massive armed uprising on 1-20-21, no now it's 3-4-21, no it didn't happen because now it's 3-30-21, you have to be afraid even though it keeps not happening, trust me, I'm Blue Anon and we fight conspiracies"

Of course he still believes the Covington Kids are guilty, he's Blue Anon.

Of course he still believes that Jussie Smullet was attacked by MAGA racists in CHICAGO of all places, and it wasn't a hoax he's Blue Anon.

Of course he believes that denying Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian spy, proves she is a Russian Spy, he's Blue Anon.

You might be Blue Anon if you were against the COVID vaccine before Biden won, but support it after the election and don't realize you changed your stance.

If you believe that speech is violence and violence is free speech, you might be Blue Anon.

Blue Anon, it's like Qanon, only the media supports the crazies

by smurfdance March 21, 2021


Blue Anon

A reactionary fabrication created to imply that there is an equal amount of fabrication and sesnationalism in the American poltical environment on the left and right.

Man, those QAnon guys are nuts!
They're not as bad as Blue Anon.
That's not a thing.

by IShouldntHaveToExplainThis March 23, 2021


Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.

Why can't I find "Blue Anon" on Urban Dictionary?

by UrbanNC March 07, 2021