Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything
Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day
April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'
its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes
Here is national bacons day, the day we celebrate all bacons on roblox, and how they don’t need robux to be cool, They are. On July 10, we all gather around to be respectful towards them.
Player 1: your a bacon ew!
Player 2:don’t be rude!
Player 1: why?
Player 2: because it’s national bacons day! <3
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Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked
Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day
March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day
April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
December 27th is National Femboy Day, where a femboy can have sex with any consenting person.
Person 1: Hey bro! Its national femboy day. You know what that means..
Person 2: :3