Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

cat

satans little asshole minions

hey its a cute cat

cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

Cat

Demon creature but also historical

The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram

cat

an animal

"i got a cat"

cat

cat

cat look at Chromebook he no like wat he see

Cat

One of the best animals in the world. Cats are beautiful animals available in a lot of races.

Are you feeling sad? You should tell your cat about it.