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Terrified for what life has to throw at you, yet still facing it head on
“Even though I’m fearing for life right now the grind never gonna stop.”
Check the get the mug I think urban dictionary is telling Mr mug something
Poor mug. He's meing told to get a life, it hurts badly.
A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear
To use a certain amount of time accomplishing multiple tasks throughout the entirety of a humans life.
What is the meaning to life.
A term used to expressed not giving a fuck about hating ppl, spreading hate, or just simply using the word hate against others or things.
Mostly used when you/ppl are tired of being positive all the time about any and everything and are ready to express the hate that lives deep within you soul, body, and mind
Person 1: “I just hate bitches..”
Person 2: “ I know right I hate bitches too.”
Person 1: “ Damn I guess we both living a hater life!”
This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure