2 fingers up

Means you're madly in love with chakib 😻

Omg she's holding 2 fingers up she thinks chakib is the hottest mf alive

2 fingers up

you're half drunk, miserable, single and crazy

You know that she doesn't wanna be save, she's pulling a 2 fingers up.

2 fingers up

when you feel half drunk, playing on someone, lonely and single

She doesn't wanna be saved, she's pulling a 2 fingers up bro.

Half Life 2: Episode 3

It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real

half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool

Ste Hill Part 2

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.

Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?

1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

Oculus quest 2

Us Vr players are always playing the newer games like the new boneworks game

“Hey what’s that”
Me: Oh this. This is a Vr Headset called an oculus quest 2. you put it over your head
“What does it do”
Me: Well you can play games on here
“How much are they”
Me: $400
“Wow they are expensive”
Me: Yeah they are