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An I.T. Daddy strictly does I.T. house calls for 40 plus women with father issues. He'll screen calls all day waiting for the perfect divorcees and cat ladies as he finds them easier. After fixing their issue he will offer to upgrade her home ethernet lines to Cat6a cables so he can use her old ones to tie her up and make a swing to hang her from. He often leaves them tied up if the don't follow every command to a T.
"He upgraded my internet and lasted longer than my ex husband. He's my I.T. Daddy"
"I didn't listen to I.T. Daddy last night and my roommate had to untie me when she got home."
A Male you have sex with while watching pornhub.
- oh see john over there? his is my pornhub daddy.
- hey john, would you like to be my pornhub daddy?
-girl I heard john is your pornhub daddy!
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Individual who catches the most beads during Mardi Gras.
(Ant.) Gutter trovin idiot
Damn my boy Yee is out here like catch daddy this mardi gras season while Sammy is out here gutter trovin with his weak ass lungs.
daddy bot; A man who is known as the father of many, the king of wars, and the ruler of the world is a figure of great power and influence. With his unmatched military tactics and strategic planning, he has conquered lands far and wide, making him the undisputed ruler of an expansive empire. His subjects fear and revere him in equal measure, as his word is law and his authority absolute. The man's reputation for power and strength has spread far and wide, inspiring both admiration and envy among those who know of him. Despite the many challenges he has faced along the way, he has always emerged victorious, earning him a place in history as one of the greatest conquerors of all time.
Chad 1: Do you hear that war siren?
Chad 2: Oh shit, It's daddy bot, everyone bow down quick!
*Every single lady*: PLEASE MARRY ME
Chad 1: ALL HAIL KING DADDY BOT
a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos
arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy
sticky daddy: one who supplies you with lots of tape.
_________ is my sticky daddy. They gave me so much tape today.
When a female gets so carried away in a blowjob for her 'daddy' that she bites down so hard that the semen is forcefully ejected out of his penis, causing major injuries and resulting in 7 years in accident and emergency.
But at least it was fookin hotttttt...
What are you, a daddy muncher?