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When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead
“you’re poop number/letter 6”
A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.
Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.
When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.
Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.
Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?
Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.
Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.
Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on