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When someone supports a minority community, not out of a desire for equality or understanding, but because the stereotypes and “quirkiness” of the community are entertaining to them. Circus-Monkey Allies may uplift and express support for said minorities, but only the parts that they find amusing or can understand, like how one would treat an exotic animal in a zoo.
“I love gay guys and go to pride each year, but I’d never want my friend to be a lesbian. What if she hits on me?”
“That kinda feels like circus-monkey allyship, Emily”
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a hockey term for a player, usually a grinder, who most players think is crazy.
Marty McSorely was a gong show monkey for the LA Kings.
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stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.
Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.
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have you ever met some so cool and awesome and talented that you cant find a compliment to give them? this is it. you can only say this to someone who is very vitelavadina. examples of bombastic slay monkeys: shakira, beyonce, pitbull, tupac, missy cooper
Girl 1#: I learned how to swim!!
Girl 2#: BOMBASTIC SLAY MONKEY
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Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
Oh shit dawg, me n' my girl were being freaky doin the African Spider Monkey
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When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.
Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes
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when a partner's cheeks start to make a clapping sound and the partner starts to moan.
she likes to sing like a monkey at night...
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