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When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.
Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
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An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
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I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.
I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
IT’S HAND PICTURE DAY. GO COLLECT HAND PICTURES.
give.me.hand.picture.since.it.is. OCTOBER 17-HAND PICTURE DAY