President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.
Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.
The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.
Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.
Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?
Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself
He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.
When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.
Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.
when you can feel someone eases concussion
That video gave me a Second-hand concussion
When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.
That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!
When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.
"The hands-free pullback is my signature"