(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?
Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.
When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft
Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.
a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017
A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))
"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"
pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
Poopy poop poop is a perfume scent, a lotion scent, hand sanitizer, etc. (otherwise known as the best smell and thing on earth). Poopy poop poop is also a first class food, usually only bought by elites. Poopy poop poop is also a sex term so if u wanna have sex with someone, just say poopy poop poop
guy - Hey girlie, poopy poop poop
girl - les go to bathroom boi