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When a man blows his load on a woman's face then pulls out a handful of pubes and throws them on her cummy face.
Gave a bird angry monkey face last night. Good job I didn't shave my pubes
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If they find you, they will eat you.
The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.
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That one dude from One Piece who is probably homosexual considering how much he likes putting meat in his mouth.
Girl: "I like Monkey D. Luffy!"
Man: "He is gay"
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What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!
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A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.
"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"
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One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.
No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker
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Very, very cool!! Better then usual.
tight: meaning this is cool, awsome.
Hammer Monkey Tight: Of the chart!!
This outfit is Hammer Monkey Tight!!
Or those wheels are Hammer Monkey Tight!!
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